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Once Upon a Time in Confus
Once upon a time in a land of Confusion, lived a girl who dreamed of something better.

You know what I remember eating as a kid? Vienna sausages.

Those were the best things ever okay.

Posted
1 year ago
35 Translations →

sassy-gay-israphel:

shazzamityblam:

rhythmrally2:

victoriavonzipper:

jaspernightlynx:

bye-bye-ponds:

  1. Go to this site.
  2. Put in a phrase.
  3. Choose “35 translations.”
  4. Show us the result.

Original text:

I am a leaf on the wind what how I soar

35 translations later, Bing gives us:

So, I did.

Original text:

Yiff My Butt

35 translations later, Bing gives us:

Nice ass Yiffing

Ok.

Original text:

smoke weed every day

35 translations later, Bing gives us:

Daily use of cannabis

Original text: “what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch?” …35 translations later, Bing gives us: “The dog is a woman who is really the problem?”

Original text: “Yo quiero un taco.” …35 translations later, Bing gives us: “Love to travel”

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1 year ago

-rs-273a:

Happy birthday, you!
May Leon bring you happiness and ~wonder~ on this spectacular day (◡‿◡)

(Source: lsks, via alfred-f-moans-switched-account)

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1 year ago
giorni-vacanzieri:

Un mese fa ero qui e questo posto mi manca da morire.

giorni-vacanzieri:

Un mese fa ero qui e questo posto mi manca da morire.

(via lisboaiscalling-deactivated2013)

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1 year ago

You know, Old Tallinn is probably one of the most beautiful places I’ve been to. Not only because of the atmosphere or the main architecture, but also thanks  to the little peaces like streetlights somewhere in the unseen lanes and alleys and writings on the walls.

Not to ruin the description or anything, but you spelled pieces wrong.

(Source: pineappleit-inc)

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1 year ago